unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

mugglebornheadcanon:

200. Muggleborns singing pop songs in the common room and then everyone joins in. The purebloods get startled when they hear a quiet “I knew you were trouble when you walked in…” one moment, and then the next they’re blasted with “NOW I’M LYIN’ ON THE COLD HARD GROUND!”, and then something that sounds like mass screaming. One of the more sensitive students actually calls for a prefect.

badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

ghost-anus:

Oh come on as if we all haven’t done this at least once

ghost-anus:

Oh come on as if we all haven’t done this at least once

kingdomoftheballerino:

Claudia Dean killing the manège in Royal Ballet Company Class

kingdomoftheballerino:

Claudia Dean killing the manège in Royal Ballet Company Class

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

thewicked-eternity