When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled
i am laughing so hard
what the literal fuck?
Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”
By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:
- The entire state of Rhode Island
- Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
- Pacific Islanders
Bad example I ignore all those things
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
Do you understand how much this affects me
that moment when you know the actors are not currently acting for the simple fact that they’re all smiling
- Always say yes to seeing friends
- Eat breakfast every day
- Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
- Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
- There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
- Appreciate the people in your life
- Look for the good in everything
- Try new things and try them often
- Treat yourself as well as you treat others
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
"I wish I had done everything on earth with you"
The Great Gatsby (2013)
I WANT TO GET DRUNK
SO DRUNK THAT WHEN I DRUNK TEXT I SPELL IT ‘DRINK’
the noble and most ancient house of #000000
when you song come on the radio like
this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen